Mariya and comedian friend Sean Joyce discuss the trivial things: psychology, genetics, evolution, relationships, and the meaning of life.

Mariya and Johno discuss pink slime, Johno's pregnancy scare, and Mariya's fondness for balling out on every level. Former co-host Pete Bergen calls in to promote a good cause. And much, much more.

New production assistant Johno Cain is missing, so Mariya and Brian carry on alone. Mariya had nightmares after watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and is outraged over the Trayvon Martin murder in Florida. We hear the 911 call made by George Zimmerman before he chased and shot Trayvon. After a great weekend of doing a guest spot for her and her husband Rich Vos, Mariya has a total crush on Bonnie McFarlane. Brian wants to have a sociopath murderer on the show, along with a panel of other unsavory-looking characters to see if Mariya can spot the killer purely visually. 

Mariya, Brian and Johno at the best. Mariya got drunk the night before St. Patrick's Day and discreetly vomited on the metro. Johno talks to himself. A heavy-breathing caller shares jokes and stories of woe. Rapper Essence (Eric Taylor) and his body guard Jamel stop by the studio to drop some ill freestyles and get crunk. Mariya tries to give him a compelling story of hardship and struggle, which is difficult to do because Eric is a white rapper who did not grow up in a trailer park.

Mariya, Brian, and Johno welcome the very funny and possibly the nicest comedian in DC, Courtney Fearrington back on the show. Another intervention about Johno's health breaks out. A few words about dreams and aspirations. Mike James calls in to join the merriment and recall a special moment he shared with Brian when they first met. 

The delightful Doug Powell calls in to catch up about life, comedy, and farming, and to mediate Mariya and Brian's disputes about holistic medicinal practices and whether chickens make good friends. New Production Assistant Johno Cain calls in to discuss the terms of his new position with the show. 

Mariya and Brian discuss pick-up techniques. Mariya is furious over a disappointing brunch meal. Brandon Wardell returns to the show for some major communication.

Mariya and Brian welcome Graham Currin back on the show. A YouTube video of an angry dude in a cowboy hat shooting his teenage daughter's laptop with a gun sparks a conversation about childhood, parenting, and how Mariya's mom once emptied a plate of food onto her head. 

Mariya and Brian don't welcome guest DJ/Producer Patrick Turner because he couldn't find a ride, so instead they discuss the documentary film Catfish and the difference between delusion, art, and utter creepiness. 

Mariya and Brian discuss his latest adventures with accidental deer hunting, Paula Deen's new diabetes, and Jay-Z and Beyonce's buying out of an entire hospital wing for the birth of their baby was appropriate. Comedian Johno Cain joins in and mainly makes Mariya worry gravely about his health.