Wife Time with Mariya and Crystal
Wife Time is a comedy variety show for everyone who loves to laugh, especially at themselves. Mariya Alexander and co-host Crystal Sugarman are irreverent, incendiary, and irresistible. Join them weekly as they explore what it means to be human in an utterly stupid, absurd, and hilarious world.

Mariya, Johno and Charlie welcome the adorable and hilarious David Tveite on the show for an evening of oversharing, challenging gender roles, laughter and fart sound effects. 

Direct download: 12-06-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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First episode in the new Thursday 10 PM timeslot. Mariya and Johno are thrilled to welcome new show co-host Charlie Visconage. A discussion of views on reproduction. Special needs caller Enrique calls in to obssessively rant about Van Gogh. Mariya and Charlie get to know each other better by asking each other deep probing questions, like how often they fart and what are their most embarrassing sexual encounters. An enriching discussion of Catalan Christmas tradition. A semen recipe book is being sold on the internet. A timeless classic of an episode!!! 

Direct download: 11-29-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Last show in the Sunday timeslot. Mariya had a traumatic encounter with a friend. Future plans for the show. Sexting. A literary reading. Fun for the whole family!

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Oldest friend of the show, the incredible Aparna Nancherla joins Mariya in the studio for a chat about mental health, comedy, and life. 

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Mariya is proud to welcome the delightful and surprisingly not Jewish Jeff Maurer on the show to discuss comedy, delusion, childhoods, showbusiness, noses, and the post-election Conservative implosion. Jeff has a comedy CD available at http://jeffcomedy.com/. 

Direct download: 11-11-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya begs Johno one last time not to vote for Romney. 

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Mariya and Johno welcome Pete Bladel back on the show to discuss whether moving to NYC has changed him, twitter etiquette, Mike Birbiglia's "Sleepwalk With Me" and more!

Direct download: 10-14-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya and Brian are alone in the studio with broken phones, but unbroken spirits despite having performed at an outdoor food festival the day before. Mariya is disappointed by President Obama's performance in the first presidential debate. An oil futures trader got drunk and caused global gas prices to sky-rocket. And much, much more!

Direct download: 10-07-12_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya and Johno welcome Pete Sugg to unveil the Mariya Alexander Show rap theme song he composed. A theme song!!! Mariya has been very emotional lately. Petey explains how he started rapping. Forme co-host Pete Bergen calls in to tell a story of unrecognized greatness. And much, much more!

Direct download: 09-30-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya welcomes back Brian and Rich Bennett on the show despite being depressed and uninspired. Caller gets an honest explanation of why he was unfriended on Facebook. Racial slurs. Hipsters steal laptops. Mitt Romney blah blah blah. And more things that were discussed reluctantly, kill me please. 

Direct download: 09-23-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya was a maid of honor in a Jewish wedding. A local rapper is writing a theme song for the show. Coping with Johno's inclination toward Mitt Romney. 

Direct download: 09-09-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya, Johno and Brian welcome Chris Milner and Jamel Johnson on the show to discuss politics, runaway chimps, flavorful sports announcing, okie-dokes and wankers, and much, much more. 

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Mariya and Johno discuss how bitches be crazy, and other related topics. Mariya gets her first taste of censorship. 

Direct download: 08-05-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya and Johno catch up before welcoming the delightful Herbie Gill on the show. Mariya is now an American. Herbie's dad was a "business man". Mariya tries to convince Herbie and Johno not to vote for Mitt Romney. 

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Mariya and Brian welcome the mysterious and hilarious Andy Kline on the show to discuss his shrug of a childhood, how being socially awkward in childhood can lead to a healthy adult life, facial hair, molestey handshakes, and much more. 

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Mariya welcomes arguably the guyest of the 3 Guys On podcast,  Randolph Terrence, back on the show to discuss the new war sweeping our nation - Bloggers vs. Rape Jokes. Johno is back, and he's not alone. Stuff about guns. 

Direct download: 07-15-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya welcomes comedy friends Kay Marvin and Rich Bennett into the studio to discuss impending doom, those god damn kids, lesbianism maybe, and stuff. The director of the  documentary "I Am Comic", Jordan Brady, calls in from L.A. to have a love-a-thon with Mariya. A chilled out, well balanced show. Pair with hang-overs and egg dishes. xoxo.

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Mariya, Brian and Johno welcome old friend of the show, Nate Johnson, back into the studio. Mariya shares the music of an Ethiopian cab driver who gave her a free ride. What Nate took away from reading "The Game" and other stories of romantic woe. The state of Michigan done lost they minds! Disturbing phone calls. 

Direct download: 06-17-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya, Brian, and Johno celebrate Pride Week by playing the gayest song ever made. Mariya's new revelation about hippies. Mariya's killer-spotting instincts are put to the test in a segment called The Line-Up where Mariya tries to separate murderes from lesser criminals by looking at their pictures. The superstar hip-hop/R&B sensation Drake calls in. DC comedian Marcus Paulsen calls in from the Pride Festival downtown. Mariya gives a count-down of the 25 gayest animals. A joyous romp of a show!

Direct download: 06-10-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya, Johno and Brian are excited about the new Rick Ross sound board. Mariya is disturbed by the the recent flurry of cannibalistic crimes, and, inspired, tells a scary story.  An exploration of LL Cool J's "Hey Lover" and whether he is a romance novelist at heart. God calls in to clear up any confusion about LL Cool J's street cred and face eating. A brief discussion of Brotox. A classic lively show that's fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

Direct download: 06-03-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya, Brian, and Johno welcome the hosts of The Charlie Visconage Show to discuss who they are exactly and what they're doing, what motivates them, scrilla, and much, much more. Mariya performed at her first privage gig. Both Mariya and Charlie interviewed UCB's Matt Besser on his recent publicity tour. 

Direct download: 05-20-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Old friend of the show Evan Valentine comes in to discuss parenting, relationships, and breastfeeding. 

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Mariya and comedian friend Sean Joyce discuss the trivial things: psychology, genetics, evolution, relationships, and the meaning of life.

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Mariya and Johno discuss pink slime, Johno's pregnancy scare, and Mariya's fondness for balling out on every level. Former co-host Pete Bergen calls in to promote a good cause. And much, much more.

Direct download: 04-01-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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New production assistant Johno Cain is missing, so Mariya and Brian carry on alone. Mariya had nightmares after watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and is outraged over the Trayvon Martin murder in Florida. We hear the 911 call made by George Zimmerman before he chased and shot Trayvon. After a great weekend of doing a guest spot for her and her husband Rich Vos, Mariya has a total crush on Bonnie McFarlane. Brian wants to have a sociopath murderer on the show, along with a panel of other unsavory-looking characters to see if Mariya can spot the killer purely visually. 

Direct download: 03-25-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya, Brian and Johno at the best. Mariya got drunk the night before St. Patrick's Day and discreetly vomited on the metro. Johno talks to himself. A heavy-breathing caller shares jokes and stories of woe. Rapper Essence (Eric Taylor) and his body guard Jamel stop by the studio to drop some ill freestyles and get crunk. Mariya tries to give him a compelling story of hardship and struggle, which is difficult to do because Eric is a white rapper who did not grow up in a trailer park.

Direct download: 03-18-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya, Brian, and Johno welcome the very funny and possibly the nicest comedian in DC, Courtney Fearrington back on the show. Another intervention about Johno's health breaks out. A few words about dreams and aspirations. Mike James calls in to join the merriment and recall a special moment he shared with Brian when they first met. 

Direct download: 03-11-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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The delightful Doug Powell calls in to catch up about life, comedy, and farming, and to mediate Mariya and Brian's disputes about holistic medicinal practices and whether chickens make good friends. New Production Assistant Johno Cain calls in to discuss the terms of his new position with the show. 

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Mariya and Brian discuss pick-up techniques. Mariya is furious over a disappointing brunch meal. Brandon Wardell returns to the show for some major communication.

Direct download: 02-19-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya and Brian welcome Graham Currin back on the show. A YouTube video of an angry dude in a cowboy hat shooting his teenage daughter's laptop with a gun sparks a conversation about childhood, parenting, and how Mariya's mom once emptied a plate of food onto her head. 

Direct download: 02-12-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya and Brian don't welcome guest DJ/Producer Patrick Turner because he couldn't find a ride, so instead they discuss the documentary film Catfish and the difference between delusion, art, and utter creepiness. 

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Mariya and Brian discuss his latest adventures with accidental deer hunting, Paula Deen's new diabetes, and Jay-Z and Beyonce's buying out of an entire hospital wing for the birth of their baby was appropriate. Comedian Johno Cain joins in and mainly makes Mariya worry gravely about his health.

Direct download: 01-15-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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Mariya and Brian welcome the delightful Zach Toczynski on the show. Enter, listener, if you dare, into the mind of a gay Republican comedian who loves filthy booty rap. Brian spoils the critically acclaimed film "War Horse". A great show to kick off the new year.

Direct download: 01-08-2012_-_The_Mariya_Alexander_Show.mp3
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