Wife Time with Mariya and Crystal
Wife Time is a comedy variety show for everyone who loves to laugh, especially at themselves. Mariya Alexander and co-host Crystal Sugarman are irreverent, incendiary, and irresistible. Join them weekly as they explore what it means to be human in an utterly stupid, absurd, and hilarious world.
Comedian Ryan Broems joins Mariya and Spencer again in the Los Feliz studio. Mariya makes fun of a racist California man who vandalizes the wrong house of worship which leads to another heartfelt plea for people in general to try to control their impulses and for Ryan specifically to abandon his love affair with Burger King. The topic of things that are bad for you naturally leads to a discussion about Donald Trump and his recently released health report. And much, much more. 


Direct download: TMAS_16dec2015_final.mp3
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Mariya, Spencer and Kay are reunited to discuss their respective Thanksgiving breaks and catch up on all the chaos in the news, including the terrorist attack in San Bernadino, Republican presidential candidates still behaving like total dicks, the best television show of the year, new slang words, and much more.

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Mariya and Spencer welcome new friend comedian Ryan Broems to discuss growing up in a small town in Connecticut, male stripping, and being involved in a Twitter controversy, and much more. 

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Mariya recounts the horrors of Halloween. Religious kids are dicks. Ben Carson is a retarded miracle. And more!

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A recap of the Benghazi hearings. Mariya writes her own new Adele song. Least and most attractive people in the country. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_10-24-2015_final.mp3
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The gang is back for a brunch-time recording! Mariya finds new appreciation for her life by remembering all the weird penises she's had to deal with before. Hillary Clinton dominated the first Democratic debate, and more.

Direct download: TMAS_10-17-2015_final.mp3
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The Pope came to America. Floods in South Carolina. Mariya is traumatized by a recent adventure. And more!

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Mariya is traumatized after visiting her parents. Adult Friend Finder is frightening. And much more!

Direct download: TMAS_23sep2015_final.mp3
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Kay Marvin joins Mariya and Spencer again to discuss 9/11, Kim Davis, and Mariya's first REAL lesbian experience.

Direct download: TMAS_09-11-2015_final.mp3
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Mariya's former domestic partner Kay Marvin sits in with Mariya and Spencer to discuss the VMAs, dating styles, bigoted Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis, and much more.

Direct download: TMAS_09-04-2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:49am PST

Mariya and Spencer sit down to catch up on life and on the world's events, which mainly include men being terrible. Mariya went to a funeral. The top 5 songs in the country. And more! 

Direct download: TMAS_08-21-2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:37am PST

Mariya needs a new dentist and is having problems with a coworker. Republican debate recap. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_08-07-2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:43pm PST

Mariya and Spencer sit down in the Los Feliz studio to catch up on the latest world and personal news. Topics covered include: surprising top ten list of the most sexually diseased cities in the country, continued raging gun violence, Mariya did a show with some of her comedy heroes, Mariya's new friend Sir Rucifer, the heartbreaking murder of Cecil The Lion, and more.

Direct download: TMAS_07-30-2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:14am PST

Having just finished watching sense8 on Netflix, and based on other compelling evidence, Mariya is convinced there are two different species of human beings. Spencer's best friend Nick joins in on the fun.

Direct download: TMAS_07-19-2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:56am PST

Instagram celebrity and Vape God, Blake Vapes, joins Mariya and Spencer in the Los Feliz studio to discuss vaping, being at the top of your game, not defending Bill Cosby, and how to not be a hater. Comedian and friend of the show Aristotle Georgeson also stops by. 

Direct download: TMAS_07-11-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:06pm PST

Mariya has been sick. Rick is gone again. More aftermath of Cardgate 2015. Supreme Court decisions. Donald Trump. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_07-06-2015_final.mp3
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Mariya, Spencer, and Rick sit down in the Los Feliz studio to discuss the Charleston, SC shooting, racism, Brian Williams, and the importance of shame. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:51pm PST

Mariya and Spencer sit down alone in the Los Feliz studio to discuss Rachel Dolezal's insanity, people's rabid transphobia and homophobia, not being an asshole, and a special unsolicited request for representation Spencer received at work. 

Direct download: TMAS_06-15-2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:50am PST

Mariya doesn't like certain comedy head shots. More Republican candidates enter the race, much to everyone's horror and delight. Comedian and TV writer Bill Dixon joins the gang in the Los Feliz studio to discuss the tragedies and triumphs of his life. And much, much more!

Direct download: TMAS_06-06-2015_final.mp3
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Mariya's first Hollywood premiere and first look at San Francisco. Rick Santorum has a shitty campaign song. Carly Fiorina hates the Chinese. Racist principal in Georgia. And much more. 

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Spencer had the zombie flu all weekend. According to conservatives, being gay causes train crashes. Birthday Card Gate is resolved. Rick's dad wants to FaceTime. And more! 

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Mariya shares her thoughts on looking young. Bill Cosby finally speaks out about all the rape allegations, sort of. A few words about Señor Jeb Bush. Mariya and Spencer receive two very different birthday cards. And more! 

Direct download: TMAS_16may2015_final.mp3
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Rick has returned to tell of his adventures. Mariya and Spencer had adventures of their own in Portland, Oregon during Bridgetown Comedy Festival. This is a classic TMAS episode for the whole dysfunctional family. 

Direct download: TMAS_05-10-2015_final.mp3
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Friend of the show Dana Bell sits in again to record a jam-packed belated episode with Mariya and Spencer. Mariya is PMSing during her birthday week, yielding some unexpected results. Rick is back, sort of. Mariya is upset about being called a slut shamer. The group weighs in on the Avengers: Age Of Ultron controversy. And much, much more. 

Direct download: TMAS_05-07-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:00am PST

Vampire Diaries script coordinator and writer Matt D'Ambrosio joins Mariya and Spencer in the Los Feliz studio to discuss tragedy, triumph, and gayness. 

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Mariya's friend from DC, comedian Dana Bell, joins Mariya and Spencer on the show to laugh at Britt McHenry's meltdown and catch up with Mariya about life and comedy in LA as well as Dana's adventures living in Yellowstone National Park. 

Direct download: TMAS_04-18-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:59pm PST

Mariya, Spencer and Tiffany of Good Butt Fame sit for an evening of reflection on the current state of things which convinces Mariya that the end of days is here.

Tags: Hillary Clinton, police shootings, Trevor Noah, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, politics, elections

Direct download: TMAS_04-14-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:25am PST

Mariya and Spencer sit down to discuss the importance of truth.

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Mariya and Spencer sit down with brilliant comedian and treasure of a human being, Wendy Liebman to discuss her new projects, her little talked about amazing boobs, and life in general. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:34pm PST

Mariya and Spencer sit down for a quiet evening recording to catch up on everything that's been going on "behind the scenes". 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:55am PST

Logan Pierce is back to hang out with Mariya and Spencer as they talk to comedian Kasey Koop about her first week as a stripper at a popular club in Hollywood. And much, much more!

Direct download: TMAS_03-15-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:46am PST

Spencer's assistant David brings his new friend, award winning adult film star Logan Pierce, to the Los Feliz studio to talk to Mariya and Spencer about his life as a porn star AND normal, balanced person trying to find his way in the world. 

Direct download: TMAS_03-08-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:13pm PST

Inspired by the heavy rain hitting Los Angeles, Mariya and the gang host a cozy "fireside" chat about Kanye West's psychosis, the senselessness of violence, how the show has helped​​ Mariya's friends explore BDSM, and much, much more. 

Direct download: TMAS_03-02-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:45am PST

Mariya and Spencer have some adventures in Ventura over the weekend. Rick is hungover. Mariya speaks about the importance of correcting shitty teens. Everyone cried at The Oscars. And much, much more. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:28am PST

The gang is reunited after a long Valentine's Day/President's Day weekend and Rick has updates on his war with the junkies who have been invading the alley next to his bedroom window. Mariya shares exciting news about a new prospective friend of the show. Tiffany of good butt fame is in the studio to submit her OK Cupid profile to rigorous review and critique. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_02-17-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:56am PST

Mariya's new friend, comedian and actor Bill Dawes, joins Mariya, Rick and Spencer in the Los Feliz studio to discuss lying in news, cheating in sports, and Mariya's girl conundrum. 

Direct download: TMAS_02-08-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:21am PST

While Rick sought enlightenment and oneness with nature at Joshua Tree over the weekend, Mariya and Spencer had their own adventures in LA which included a very productive day trip to the beach, a new sexcapade, and, of course, watching The Super Bowl. In the course of catching up, Rick reveals a surprising bit of information about his own butt. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_02-02-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:23am PST

Mariya wants to meet Stephen Hawking to discuss the secrets of the universe and fucking. A hilarious clip from The Bachelor inspires another great piece of TMAS improv. The gang watches a demonstration on a sexual application of grapefruit. A fan named his fish after Mariya. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_01-25-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:26am PST

Mariya is dying of the consumption but still tries to make sense of the nation's obsession with American Sniper instead of Selma on MLK Day. Nancy Grace debated 2Chainz about marijuana legalization. A message from Wendy Liebman. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_01_19_2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:13am PST

The gang is appalled about the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris as well as a lot of people's self-centered reactions to it. Mariya shares a very sexy story. And more!

Direct download: TMAS_01-11-2015_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm PST

The crew is back in full force for the new year. Rick doesn't like people who leave negative Yelp! reviews. Mariya recalls a time she was held hostage at a fancy restaurant in Washington, DC. Mariya and Spencer take Tiffany of Nice Butt Fame to her first class at The Stockroom - this one led by Sir Rucifer, who gave the best, most engaging class yet, which was on Master/slave protocols. The Aukbirds debut a brand new original song, inspired by creepy OK Cupid erotica. 


Direct download: TMAS_01_04_2015_final.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:40pm PST